Fluffy White Clouds

over a steel blue sea.

Could be from almost anywhere in the world. (Yes, not the Gobi Desert, Bloomin' Pedants). Thinking back that slides were the ideal way of entertaining neighbours and explaining your holidays...I expect that this is the sort of slide to cause instant catatonic fits.

"Yes, this is the view from the Port Side of our cruise liner as we.....Mr Johnson....Mr Johnson.....Hetty, call an ambulance."