Monday, 31 December 2012
Sunday, 30 December 2012
Saturday, 29 December 2012
This shot very nearly made it into the 2013 Slide Guy calendar, but.... it didn't.
There's something about this summery shot that sends a shiver down my back. The simpering lad, the out-of-proportion mom, the odd knotted wool swimsuit....the egg. Very Odd.
Bonus - Them Russians don't need no Adobe Photoshop...
Friday, 28 December 2012
Any party held now, well.... full marks for trying to make something happen, but tough luck. They just don't work :-(
Bonus - Chris Morris - The Day Today - September 11th. Cringe-tastic.
Thursday, 27 December 2012
Wednesday, 26 December 2012
Tuesday, 25 December 2012
Monday, 24 December 2012
Sunday, 23 December 2012
Bonus - Bed in Breakfast
Saturday, 22 December 2012
Christmas is a time for joy, and this choir will undoubtedly be the stars of the Christmas Day service. You can see Miss Harbinger (the conductor) is quite delighted with the progress of the boys. Despite being attached by midnight black vampire butterflies, they're ready for the spotlight.
Bonus - Beyonce and Yakkety Sax - A definite improvement.
Friday, 21 December 2012
Thursday, 20 December 2012
Wednesday, 19 December 2012
On the plus side, at least the subjects aren't squinting due to looking directly towards the sun. On the negative side... too much contrast.
Fashion-wise.... oh boy. Sometimes Bow-Ties aren't cool, and the show-off lily is just too bling.
Bonus - China's "Nail Grave" Relocated
Tuesday, 18 December 2012
...are not present here. This makes this holiday snap one of the dullest yest seen. :-(
Bonus - On The Other Hand, GLACIERS AND ICEBERGS ARE AWESOME. (Suggest full screen and with sound "up")
Monday, 17 December 2012
Yes, it looks like an acute case of "Dave's Syndrome". Potentially fatal, but with a hibernation phase of 60-120 Years.
Bonus - Breaking Bad, as played by the gentlemen of Downton Abbey
Sunday, 16 December 2012
Saturday, 15 December 2012
Friday, 14 December 2012
Thursday, 13 December 2012
Wednesday, 12 December 2012
On the Northern edge of Dartmoor, just East of the city of Melchester rests the frankly disappointing hillock of Dalek Tor.For centuries, the ancient Britons wrote no myths and legends about this hillock- Even the name was just a leftover when another Tor was renamed.
However, the Sci-Fi writer Mitchell Dougherty remembered the shape of the old tor, and when the TV series Doctor Who came up with a new Monster Of The Week, he suggested Dalek. (Clearly influenced by the domed / conical shape.)
The right hand outcrop has been colloquially renamed Davros Tor, although the OS map still keeps the old name of Epididymis Tor.
Bonus - Blog - Clients From Hell. Plenty chuckles.
Tuesday, 11 December 2012
Who would have thought that an aerial view of a rocky, wintry shore line could be tedious....but it is. By heck, it certainly is.
Bonus - Distracted by a Home Server that appears to be dying. (Damn It!) so here's a quick hit.
Forget Schroedinger's Cat, try Nietzsche Cats
Monday, 10 December 2012
Clearly, Cross-Beam is Out O' Skew on T'Treadle.
Weirdly, as I started typing this, the Intro to ISIHAC is talking about Richard Arkwright and the Spinning Jenny (a Polish Pole Dancer he was enamoured with.)
More info. More Pictures
Sunday, 9 December 2012
After a few wintry slides, lets remind ourselves of the delights of summer.
Sunshine. Beaches. Sand. And Beach Bunnies in Sensible Retro swimwear.
Bonus - Bizarre Football Injury - That's A Ouch !
Saturday, 8 December 2012
Friday, 7 December 2012
Oh, and a blue quilted anorak. None of the dayglow neoprene/goretex. Sheer class.
Bonus - Led Zeppelin - Plagiarisers !
Thursday, 6 December 2012
Wednesday, 5 December 2012
Tuesday, 4 December 2012
Tedious Tuesday again. Seems like only a week since the last one.
A great mystery in life is why are these sorts of photographs taken? A jolt at the wrong time? Dining table fetish?
Even more mysterious - why keep them ??
Bonus - Christmas Gift Suggestion
Monday, 3 December 2012
Of course it's serious. I mean....look at their faces. It's serious, very serious.
Someone, or something, tried to join in their meeting, but they...weren't...wearing...glasses !
Oh, the humanity.
Bonus - Took me a second to recognise the tune, but it's Flunk's cover of Blue Monday.
Sunday, 2 December 2012
Nosirree. There''s nothing creepy about a child's doll, with a permed wig, dressed up in adult clothes, lounging on a chez-longue.
Nothing. At. All.
Bonus - When crafting enthusiasm > crafting ability.
Saturday, 1 December 2012
And it's bloody freezing out there.
Make sure you wrap up warm, chums.
Bonus - His name is Gustavo Almadovar (head flick), Gustavo Almadovar (head flick), Gestapo Armadillo Jar
Bonus 2 - Misery Bear goes to Germany
Friday, 30 November 2012
Thursday, 29 November 2012
Something .... agricultural, I suspect. Suggestions on a postcard.
Normally, I give eack slide a little clean and brush-up before I blog them. Things one... I don't think so.
Bonus - The secret of a good presentation is enthusiasm. It's a secret that this...umm....Chef... is clearly unaware of. Laydeez and Gentlemen...
Edit - Damn Removed. Alternative copy
Wednesday, 28 November 2012
Tuesday, 27 November 2012
"What? Any Relation? Well, I have a sister who lives in Deer Creek, and..."
"Joseph ? No, I don't thing I do. Why do you ask?"
"Oh My. I'm surprised. And shocked. Doesn't sound like any relation I know of."
Bonus - My favourite Polar Bear picture of the moment.
Bonus 2 - Tho' this owl pic is damned good.
Monday, 26 November 2012
Bright and cheerful kids, and a coup,e of miserable old battleaxes. That's what families used to get together for. Nowadays, the son would be playing with his WhyPod, and the daughter would be up-chucking in the loo.
Bonus - Police 99.999% certain that man found shot in the head in tied-up sack floating in river committed suicide.
Sunday, 25 November 2012
A classic slide from the earlier sixties. (Or so I guess - the men are generally hatless, and the women still wear gloves. Feels like a JFK-era shot.
Whether it's West Point graduation, or just a particularly militaristic High School, I don't really know.
Bonus 2 - 37 years on, still sounding good. Bill Nelson - Maid In Heaven
Saturday, 24 November 2012
Friday, 23 November 2012
Thursday, 22 November 2012
Wednesday, 21 November 2012
There's a sight you don't see nowadays....
Except, that you can. Original Wisconsin Ducks are still in business, still taking tourists trough wet and dry parts of the Wilds of Wisconsin.
Bonus - Not very ofton that you find an uplifting cartoon on the interweb. Cynicism and weirdness sems to win out usually. However, I did like this one...
Bonus 2 - On the subject of weirdness, the always reliable Japan World Cup
Tuesday, 20 November 2012
The Gods sure have it in for this slide. Overexposed, faded and fungal growth... there's negligible chance of it polishing up nicely.
Which is a shame, as there's a marvellous Diamondback Rattlesnake in it.
Bonus - Close escape for the SAR crew on Mount Hood.
Monday, 19 November 2012
Clearly well chuffed after disposing of another body.
Bonus - A thought. Does anyone have the nerve to tweet "L*rd Mc *lpine ; Methinks he doth protest too much." Me? Nope. No twitter account. Plus, obviously untrue.
Christmas does strange things to people. Here, two perfectly normal people are magically transformed into a matador and a bull. I suspe...
Seems like quite a while since the last "Funny Looking Kid" post, so to make amends, here's Kevin. Yes, Kevin. You see, hi...
Yes Ladies - You could have the Dreamhouse of Tomorrow ---Today. Complete with...Formica. Actually, while this slide is tedious, the...
Tom and Billy, two young local ass-holes, play with two cats. Hope the lad remember that 5 of six ends on a cat are sharp. Bonus - W...