Friday, 15 December 2017
Make Room For A Mushroom
Every year, thousands of mushrooms are purchased for Christmas. People buy them "to have in an omelette" or "maybe we'll have a fry-up" or "I fancy a mushroom rissoto on BoxingDay". Laudable aims.
However the reality is that the musrooms are left forgotten at the back of the fridge, alongside the trifle-infused cheese, and are thrown out in January when mum has a clear out fridge day.
It's a waste.
Remember - A Mushroom Is For Christmas, Not For Life.
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