Mrs McGinty (sans goat).

I'm sure that every one of you will be aware of the stories of Mrs McGinty's Goat, so I won't repeat them.

But, THIS is actually Mrs Asumpta McGinty enjoying a wee cuppa.  Alas, the fabled goat is  not viible in this picture.

Curses.

Bonus - The investigative efforts of The F__kface Conquerors.

Bonus 2 -