The Bridal Show

 

" And here we have the blushing bride Melody. She's wearing a lovely dress of insect-processed mulberry leaves, also known as silk, and a veil which has been made made underpaid slave labour in a Mexican sweatshop.

And don't get me started on that mauve monstrosity that the slutty bridesmaid is wearing."

Bonus - Mutant Covid Strains, Trump Supporting invading Washington. Well, what else could go wrong?

Tapeworm Spreads Deadly Cancer to Human.  I'm sorry I asked.