Not Your Typical First Date

 

They met at the graveside, and realised that they had dated the same woman for 18 years.

So, as a first date, a quiet picnic at a convenient patch of local open space seemed like a fine idea.

To them, at least.

Bonus - Might be appropriate.  Half Man Half Biscuit - Tending The Wrong Grave For 23 Years

Bonus 2 -