Martha, outside the Summer Cottage

 

Martha is the daughter of the fabulously rich merchant banker Charles Heatherington-Whipple, and is pictured posing outside her family's modest retreat in The Hamptons. The family are so rich that they've purchased the cleansing of the internet, so you won't find any information on Google about Charles, Martha, or their drug-fueled Summer expeditions to Greenland..

It must be nice to be that rich.

Bonus - Why Even the Fastest Human Can’t Outrun Your House Cat

Bonus 2 - Your nipples are older than your teeth.