On The Run For 36 Years

 

The look on his face tells the whole story.

Kevin Slattery has been on the run from the FBI for 36 years for "Illegally transporting a duck across a state line for an immoral purpose."

Serious stuff, and he's always on the look out for undercover agents.

Actually, the FBI don't care nowadays, but Keven doesn't know.

Bonus - A moron in a hurry