I'm not just saying that to be controversial, it's just a fact.
No matter how much parents and grandparents coo and fuss over them, the basic facts is that all babies are ugly, horrible, slimy, gurgling flesh tubes.
Constantly crying or blowing snot-bubbles unless they're permanently attached to a boob, filling up with warm milk.And inevitably, that leads to their other obvious vice. Very large quantities of crap.
(No, I don't have any kids. Why do you ask?)
Even worse. Kids who appear to be eyeless. Creppy as heck.
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I think this is a boy baby - if you look at his face it could even be Grenville - he look really pee'd off at having to wear pink dungerees. No doubt he grew up to be a murderer....or a drag queen.
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