Plant and Chair

The return of Tedious Tuesday.  The day when the hundreds of "The Slide Guy" followers collectively gasp and say "Why??".  Who would need a picture of a chintzy chair and a potted aspidistra. (Unless it was The Rangdo, obviously.)

Bonus - Why, oh why, does this exist?  . A $1100 GOLD PLATED PROSTATE MASSAGER, WITH MATCHING GOLD CUFF LINKS...

Bonus 2 - The Joys of Spring.