"So, members of the jury, you've heard the case for the prosecution, and frankly it's weak. Only two items of video footage, some questionable DNA evidence, some irrelevant previous convictions for similar events, and a written confession with uncharacteristic spelling mistakes. Not very conclusive."
"Instead, members of the jury, I ask you (shows slide - Exhibit Q) "Does this look like the face of a man who would shoot a policeman. And then steal his helmet. Would he go to the toilet in his helmet. And then send it to the policeman's grieving widow. And then steal it again! ?"
I rest my case.
Bonus - Possibly my new favourite SubReddit - r/hitlerinsocks
Bonus 2 -
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