Christine's Picnic

 

Today's the day for Christine's Post-Lockdown Picnic Thing, and I hope she's remembered that an axe is not the ideal implement for slicing a watermelon.

That said, I do recall using an axe to split a melon flung towards me. Ah, the folly of youth.

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