Simple, but I call it home.

 

Since downsizing from my pervious 72-bedroom bungalow a few years ago, I've been living in this modest property. It's a simple little place, and suits my solo life.

The upper floor is given over to the servants, and the penthouse swimming pool is becoming a bugger to heat.

So, if anyone would like to do a house-swap - please get in touch.

Bonus - Aw crap.  R.I.P. Barry Cryer.

Bonus 2 - Chat-up line rejections