The Flame-Haired Jezebel of MacDuff Street.

 

Don't let her restrained manners full you, Miss Mona del Abrio was a home wrecker. For many years she held the All-State Record for Virginia, with citations in 23 different divorce petitions. So notorious was she, that Hugh Heffner took out a restraining order against Mona, "Just In Case".

In later years, she found Jesus, and disappeared doing missionary work in New Brunswick.

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