Middle England and their "Tapas"

 

In the midst of a bunch of slides of a mature couple visiting Chatsworth and Cheshire, there's some of the bloke's birthday. And a dull looking event it was too. However, this slide caught my eye.

Very much an aspirational buffet spread... decorated salmon AND two pork pies.

Bonus - REAL ITALIANS PUT HOT DOGS AND FRENCH FRIES ON THEIR PIZZA