St Valentines at the Steak Bar

 

Exactly 36 years after a St Valentines Blind Date went disastrously wrong, Hilda and Brian decided to get married, and celebrate at "The Rotting Carcass Steak Bar" in Pontefract.

Second Time lucky.

Bonus - A Joke.

Devil: This is the lake of lava you will be spending eternity in

Me: Actually, since we're underground, it would be magma

Devil: You understand this is why you're here, right?