Some Local Folk Dancing

 

September 1979, and in Bucharest the Tomas Futoz School of Folk Dancing are performing their dance "The Dance of the Green Hat" for an audience of tourists.  Little could they expect what would happen next.

 Yes, just 45 seconds later, Ludmilla Vortflash sneeze, causing the elastic in her knickers to fail and ... well. You can imagine.

Bonus - Primark now selling Greggs branded clothing and shoes. 

Is this just the stupidest thing ever? Or have I lost touch?