They Might Be Triffids

 

Norman, my gardener, reckons that they are examples of Trussler's Stinkhorn, but I'm not convinced. They look like Triffids, waiting for the right time to murderous assault on humans.

And that is Mrs Edna Crumweevil, or Norwich posing beside one.

Bonus - Anyone fancy Kermit The Frog singing Once In A Lifetime?

 Same as it ever was.