I won it in a raffle .... can I keep it?

 

Baby Raffles were an occasional thing in rural Lancashire, and often teenage girls would return home after six months with Aunt Hilda with a baby that she'd won at the town fair.

Of course. That's the only possible explanation.

Bonus - Florida clown murder trial postponed after discovery of ‘clown sighting file’  In 1990 incident, Sheila Keen Warren is alleged to have dressed as a clown before shooting her employer’s wife in the face.

Bonus 2 -