You Gotta Look FABULOUS for the Parade.

 

Don't know the event, tho other slides should loads of guys in pastiche foreign fancy dress, but ... whatever the reason, American just love to parade,

And if you're on the horse, you gotta make an exytra-special effort. So, if you end up looking like Zorro's Camp Side-Kick, so be it.

Bonus - NSFK