Thursday 25 July 2024

Colin Emerges From Hibernation

 

He may have been derided but his neighbours, but Colin "The Bear" Attleborough had the last laugh.

Every November, Colin would find a cave in the Norfolk Alps, and settle down to sleep there for the winter, emerging usually in March.

Not only did he avoid the winter coal prices that crippled his neighbours, but I also slept through Nativity Services, Boxing Day Television, and his wife's affair with the milk-man.

Bonus - Justin Trudeau trolled Donald Trump with framed photo of his grandfather’s Canadian brothel

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