It may look like an aspidistra

 

but it is, in fact, Grandpa Henry.

You see, when he was dying, he asked that his ashes be mixed with some John Innes Number 4, and used to nurture an aspidistra. And his spirit would become one with the plant...forever.

So we did, and you know what.... that aspidistra  is very like Grandpa Henry. Stays indoor, likes a drink and doesn't do much.

Creepy, huh?

Bonus - What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter