In contemplation.
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And some folk, are banished from the masses, such a Mr Peter "Stinky Pete" O'Farrell. His chronic Halitosis cannot be treated by mere human medication, so off he goes, out of breath-shot.
Bonus - A lovely Czech-born woman approached a pawnbroker at a local mall.
She said to him in almost perfect English, "Please, I am looking for one night stand."
Liking her accent, the man closed his shop, and they both went to a bar for a couple of drinks, a nice restaurant, a club with a good floorshow, then afterwards headed back to his place for a romantic interlude.
As the sun began to use the next morning, he smiled sweetly at her sleepy face and said, "So how was that?"
"Was wonderful," she replied, "But I still have no place to put bedside lamp."
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