Bonus - Three tough cowboys were sitting around the campfire one night, bragging about how fearless and rugged they are.
The first one says: "Just yesterday, I was walking along Dead Man’s Trail when a 12-foot rattlesnake slithered out from under a rock. I grabbed it, bit its head off, and sucked out all the venom. And here I am, still kicking!"
The second cowboy scoffs: "That’s nothing. Last week, I was passing by old Bill’s ranch. A 500-pound bull had escaped and killed Bill, his wife, and three passers-by. I grabbed that bull by the horns, flipped it upside down, and hogtied it so it couldn’t hurt anyone else."
The third cowboy didn’t say a word—he just kept poking the fire with his penis.
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