... Ricky Schlepper.
Ricky's ambition is to be an Astronaut. Or an Alcoholic. Good Luck Ricky.
Bonus - From a web discussion on mischief "When I was in a school orchestra a few years ago, I was made section leader over a group of learners. They ranged from maybe grade 6 down to absolute beginner. I convinced them that if you belch down a wind instrument the pitch will change, due to the comparative density of the air or some such bollocks. This, I told them, was why jazz bands are always drinking. It's to help them belch on cue for those jazzy pitch-blends. They tried it for months, to the utter bewilderment of the conductor. I had to 'fess up when one of them accidentally overdid it and vomited into a sax."
Bonus 2 - Cliff Richard. Look at his eyes. On the outside, he's happy and cheerful, but internally, his soul is dead.
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