Monday 9 January 2012

Jimmy "Two Axes" Jamieson

This worthless lowdown critter is Jimmy Jamieson, and for years he was ridiculed for walking to school carrying two axes.

That was until one Tuesday when he encountered a poor innocent diamondback rattlesnake, and dispatched it with, yes you've guessed it, a pair of axes. Posing for pictures (I have other pictures as evidence) he smeared his knees with snake blood, and declared himself a True Warrior.

Jimmy is still locked up, and on very strong medication.

Bonus - Some Cats Are Pathetic.

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