... Justin de Coq !!!
Yes, Justin is the 1988 Hollings Model Of The Year, and that may well be a stepping stone to greatness.
Or maybe it wasn't. Justin went on to do some catwalk modelling for Burtons, some catalogue work for Littlewoods, some in-store demonstrations for Woolworths, and was last seen travelling around Unst with "Shetland's Next Top Model/Crofter".
Bonus : Cat Box
Bonus 2 : I want a baby sloth