Thursday, 3 May 2012

Doreen's Dial-A-Massage


When travelling salesmen get stuck in Tucson AZ, in a crummy hotel, their first call is to Doreen.   When called, Doreen will visit them, and carry out a full Prussian Massage, and for an extra consideration, she'll even walk over their backs in her two-tone golf-shoes.


Their second call is for an ambulance.


PS.  Is that really hair, or is it a crash helmet?


Bonus - I almost feel bad laughing at this.

Almost, but not quite

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