Thursday, 3 June 2021

The Welcome Committee

 

Anyone new who moves into Namibia Crescent, Fylde is almost guaranteed to be visited by The Welcome Committee within 24 hours arrival.

They'll greet you with a stale malt loaf, and useful information on Bin day, where you can park, the start of whelking season, what colour of curtains are permitted, and why you should avoid Number 78 during September.

The committee are Doris Danning (left) and Edna Mengele (middle, and no relation), and on the right is a poltergeist. 

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