The hunter returns from the hunt with food.
Bare-chest, he announces his need for a mate.
To demonstrate his manliness, he displays his catch to the world,
by nailing three fishes to the fish-board. Pillock.
Bonus - The Count Loves To *****
Ah, lovely. You probably recognise this as being the Hotel Flüela Hospiz, near Davos in Switzerland. And yes, it's still in business...