The hunter returns from the hunt with food.
Bare-chest, he announces his need for a mate.
To demonstrate his manliness, he displays his catch to the world,
by nailing three fishes to the fish-board. Pillock.
Bonus - The Count Loves To *****
Not for them the slumming delights of Inter-Railing. Ew ! No, Daddy's lent them the gite for the summer, tho' only with the...