The hunter returns from the hunt with food.
Bare-chest, he announces his need for a mate.
To demonstrate his manliness, he displays his catch to the world,
by nailing three fishes to the fish-board. Pillock.
Bonus - The Count Loves To *****
Sunday afternoon, and little Andy is mucking about on his tricycle. Maybe he'll manage two wheels (with stabilizers, no doubt) in the...