No. Not this one.
Got the gang coming round this evening. Bit of a Pot Luck meal, so could be a cuisine disaster or a culinary triumph. (I'm betting on the latter.)
Still, no matter what, it'll be better than the stiff boring evening that the Florida Swingers Festive Frolics evening, which is pictured above.
Bonus - Bad Taste Alert... Doh. Looks like Channel Four and YouTube are enforcing copyright in the UK for Absolutely. Damn.
Alternative Bonus - MC Honky - Sonnet No 3 (Like A Duck)