Thursday, 3 December 2009

Orinoco Tor


Deep in the heart of Dartmoor, there's a rocky outcrop that has for several millennia been known as Orinoco Tor, on account of it's resemblance to a certain Womble. The locals claim that on dark, moonless nights, a mysterious shambling shape is said to roam the moors, looking for a lost copy of The Telegraph. Spooky.

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