In Droog County, Arkansas, Festus McGraw (above) is a bit of a legend.
Every day since his fourteenth birthday, Festus as enjoyed a dalliance with the ladies everyday, and more often than not, with several ladies on the same day. And sometimes with some of the "pretty boys" who hung out at the YMCA. There are also rumours about the O'Neill's Farm, but we won't go into that.) There was one day where he looked to have struck out, but a late night visit to the Widow McPherson's home proved fruitful.
Yes, sex several times a day, every day.
An impressive record for a 27 year old.
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