Sun-Bathing, Bikinis Beach, Babes

Heck, it's the end of June, and if this blog can't have a bikini-ed babe on a beach now, well... this blog is going to start sulking.

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Hawaii and Waves

Waves crashing on rocks. I could watch that for hours.

Pity this is only a slide.


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Hot Rocks

From a box marked Hawaii and France (An odd combination I'd say - nothing much in common.) I've selection this shot of a hydrothermal vent.

I didn't know that there were any in France.

Bonus - Fron Hot Rocks to Rox In The Box

Mrs Edith Flange

of 38 The High Street,
Goatham,
Nottingham

was voted "Miss Rocky Outcrop" in June 1963.

Where is she now ?

Bonus - The Jedi Lift Trick

Reggie's Mother-in-Law (and chums)

 Heavens, that is a fairly old reference. If any of you YooKay readers don't understand, ask a grandparent about Reggie Perrin.
Non-YouKay readers -  don't worry,the humour will be lost on you.

As mentioned yesterday, this slide is front an African safari series.

Bonus - Genetic Cars - Very...umm....engineery

River Bank. And Buildings

Strange, but in the same box of slides, a few after this one, these a slides of the same scenery with hippos and elephants.   Definitely not tedious.

But this slide.  Dull.

Bonus - Protect your beloved pooch with  a decapitator ??? Genuinely worth reading if you're a doggie owner.

The Devil's Bass Trombone

Proper Name - hydronella peritharsis

Bonus - I've been stuck in the A+E department of Derby Royal Hospital, for four hours surrounded by some of the dullest and dumbest people in the city.
You don't deserve I bonus.  I deserve a medal.

Medical Slide

Still feeling like @@@@ so here's a slide to make you all uneasy as well.

Boobs, Moobs and a Speedboat

Sorry.    I'm quite ill, so just chat amongst yourselves.

The Christening

 Their mind is set - it's a combination of traditional names from both sides of teh family.

Gaylord Adolf Beelzebub Elizabeth O'Malley.

Oh boy....

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Granny's Gorgeous Guy / Gal.

Funny Looking Kid of indeterminate gender. Granny seems rather proud, but kid seems rather non-plussed.

Bonus - You know those noises in the middle of the night?  Be Afraid.

A Gothic Monstrosity.

No details, but I'n guessing that this is the memorial to Count Jim "Thighs" Moriarty, in Lower Penistone, Yorkshire.

Moriarty was the MP for East North Sheffield from 1874 to 1856, and was an enthusiastic member of the Sheffield Peasant Hunt.  The locals were heartily glad when he died - in suspicious circumstances.

Bonus - Just when you thought that children's films had reached the limit of oddity....WHAM.   A New My Little Pony movie.  Jeez.   It sounds frightening. Seriously, read the (short) article...

Danger - Do Not Dock

Tedious Tuesday again, and this one verges on the side of being almost interesting.

Unfortunately, no information, and nothing to scale it by. It could be part of a miniature train scale layoutm for all I know,

Bonus - Come On People. No dog, not even a Poodle, deserves this sort of treatment.

Bobby - The Junior Puppy Strangler

They say that every psycho started off by hurting animals as a child.  How they know this, is a mystery. Did they do a nurture vs nature test? Double blind trials ?  And what about accidentally standing on a duckling? Does that doom me to a life of spree killing ?

Anyway, I wonder what young Bobby grew up to be ?

Bonus - The Oatmeal reaches 1,000,000 Likes.  Good For Him, and an excellent celebration.

One For The Dads

Well, it is Father's Day.

You might expect a load of smutty comments for this snap of two rather lovely young ladies, but this blog has more style than that.

Sometimes.

Bonus - for the dads, again. Legs and Co, Pan's People, etc

Bonus 2 - Unlimited data storage in The Cloud - Free !

Millie's Bridal Shoppe

A vaguely Hopper-esque slide today.

I wonder - what happened to this shoppe?

Bonus - Where's Harold Shipman?

Freddie and The Fens

No, not a Popular Beat Combo from the Sixties.

Freddie Rumsden and his love of Opera Singing in the Norfolk Fens. (Hence the dinner jacket and dickie bow tie.)

You'll notice from the sloping horizon that this was before the fens were levelled.

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Grandma's Little Cowboy

No apologies for the physical quality of this slide - it's inevitable that time will take its toll.

But what a marvellous image. I could this as the cover for an indie-folk Album.

Bonus : Movies That Have The Same Plot. For Example

Delicate Negotiations

"SO, just one night"

"Nope"

"Go on, do me a favour, brother"

"Nope"

"I'll treat her well...  I'll even pay you"

"Nope"

"Please?  Think of it as a n early christmas present....and I'm sure she'll enjoy it as well !"

"No.  Just...No.    I will never lend you my gun-dog to go bat hunting. Final."

Bonus - Real Time Photoshopping

The Nadir Of Tedium

Or do I mean zenith.     or apogee ?


Anyhow, this isn't the aftermath of a tornado... this is a genuine mid-west American town.  Not an aerial view of Hiroshima...it's meant to look like this.


Bonus - An Entire Amusement Park Crushed Into 4-Meter Cube

Sandy Feet

After a day at the beach, it's time to head home. However, Papa doesn't want sand in the back of his Buick, so Timmy and Griselda ensure that feet are clean and sand-free. (At least, that's what I assume from the picture.)

Pity the photographer forgot to focus.

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A proud bunch of lads.

A proud bunch of lads.
American Lads.

Bonus - Actual Springwatch

Danny Paleka and The Orchid Isle 3

By popular request... not a furniture slide.

Instead, lean back and sway to the ethnic sounds of Danny Paleka and The Orchid Isle 3.

Nice !

Bonus - The History of The Emoticon

Bonus 2

The Time Of The Snows

If you're like me, you'll have recognised this prose as a part of Yasunari Kawabata's Nobel Prize in Literature 1968 Lecture.

And it continues this week's theme of furniture and decoration.

So, that's nice.

Bonus - Scientifically Accurate Spiderman

The Buffet Table

Well, after yesterday's overwhelming response to a furniture slide, I thought I'd try to score some easy points again, on a similar theme.

An oriental buffet table.



Oh Well....

Bonus - Austin Ambassador - Y-Reg

Not Shaker Furniture.

So I was lying in bed last night, scratching my elbow, when a voice boomed from the bathroom.

"You don't post many pictures of furniture, do you"

"That's right, Your Majesty" I replied. "People just don't photograph furniture, in my humble opinion."

"Well it simply isn't good enough. Post whatever you can find. And bring me a Brillo Pad" said She-Who-Must...

"Okely, dokely" I replied, while bnreaking wind, In stereo.

So here it is.

Bonus - Fly-By Eclipse   (Awsome)

The Distant Chateau

Almost Proustian in it's longing for an image of memory.  Or some similar sort of boll****.

While I'm in a foul mouthed mood...You Park Like A ****. (NSFK)

Vietnamese Street Market

Vietnam is my guess, but frankly it's anyone's guess. It could be the Tuesday Flea Market at Allenton (Derby, UK) for all I know.

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The First Dance

Always a romantic moment...

Bonus - Actors Read Posts from Christian Forums - an example,  There are others...

Bonus 2 - Chinese Photoshop Trolling

Big Bad Bob

Robert "Bob" Schneider.  Scourge of the Prairie-Dogs in Clinton County.

Bob was traumatized by a bi-polar prairie dog as a youngster,and since then, he's spent his evenings catching and strangling the rodents.Some would say it's an obsession.

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