( Must be a Vampire )

No reflection in the mirror, obviously.

Tho' why a vampire would have a mirror in the house is another question.

Bonus - Why is purple considered the color of royalty?

Johnny Releases a SBD

Though his family won't realise it for another 1.3 seconds, Billy Trumper (aka "Johnny Fartpants") has release a noxious trouser-trump which could remove the lung linings of a adult rhino.

And he's proud of it.

Bonus: 2017 in a Nutshell
Bonus 2 : ...best unsupported performance...