Will There Be Birthday Cake?

 

No, it's not my birthday today. You missed that by over a week.

However, today does see the the commemorative visit to El Swanky Nosh-Shop with "The Gang" for a Sunday Lunch. And, maybe there will be cake.

Bonus - The USA has granted itself permission to invade The Netherlands if it needs to rescue a US Citizen from the jaws of Justice. American Service-Members' Protection Act

Andy's Birthday Again

 

Happy Birthday. Here's, Andy is with his brother Graeme, about to blow out the candles on his birthday cake. And, approximately 20 seconds before being blasted by spongecake and cream, courtesy of Fred Partington's Exploding Novelty Cakes. The following year,  Fred Partington was jailed for 3 cases of Negligent Manslaughter and 2 of Malicious Blinding.

Andy survived.

Bonus - 

EXACTLY what someone with a dinosaur would claim.

It's Melanie's Birthday

 

I hope there is coffee as well as cake.  A LOT of coffee!

Bonus - 

The Birthday Boy

 Clearly, some lucky bloke is having a birthday today, and this may be the best Birthday Picture you'll ever see.

It's tempting to spend a couple of house addressing the imperfections, but .... no.. It's imperfectly perfect.

Happy Birthday, Ray.

Bonus - Why MRI's are avoided during pregnancy

A Boy And His ... Cake

 

Mmmmmm

Now I fancy some Cake.

I wonder what sort it is.

Bonus - Shenanigans Level - Expert.

Austrian train plays Hitler speech over loudspeaker

Happy Birthday Aileen

 Yes, I know that this pictured cake says Happy Birthday Megan, but that's because it's not of Aileen's cake, and it's Aileen's birthday.

Obviously.

Bonus - "This truly makes me think of the good humanity can do… that and the fact that cellphones are now becoming more and more waterproof… pretty soon we’ll be able to push people into pools again."

Birthday Cake and Presents

 

Hmmm.   Vintage Birthday Cake and a small number of presents.

Nice.

And a Happy Birthday to anyone celebrating a birthday today.

Bonus - and for absolutely no reason, Everyone Knows Dildo.

Magical Musical Birthday Cake

I can't actually say much about it, but two lads are out having a celebratory Birthday Meal today.

One of them , El-Eye, does actually have his birthday today, AND is a musical wiz, so this slide from 1967 is sort of appropriate. Alas, El-Eye is a guitar-master, not a piano basher.   And I don't know if HIS Uncle Frank enjoys wearing floral print dresses.

The other lad, Bee-Eye, celebrates his birthday in a couple of days. I wonder what slide he gets.

Bonus - for El-Eye :

 

 

Carina's Birthday

 

Yes, today is Carina's XXth birthday, and I'm glad to see that someone's baked her a cake.

( NB : I can't guarantee that the girl in the photo is the the Carina I'm think of.)

Bonus - Carina shares her birthday with Barry Manilow, Ken Livingston, Jello Biafra and Beryl Reid.   Nice.

Bonus 2 - This website will self destruct if no-one visits it.

It's somebody's birthday!

 

And it looks like he's having a bit of a party :-)

Actually, wouldn't it be weird if there was one day in the year that didn't have people's birthdays. How....odd.

Bonus - Eiffel Tower replicas

It's Andy's Birthday

 

Yes, today's Andy's Birthday. and here's a throw-back slide to a previous birthday. The slide says "Rocky's 9th birthday", and I'm guess that this little party group are, from the left, Hazey, Chief, Rocky (Andy) Nick and Ruth".

But I could be wrong.

Bonus - Andy shares his birthday with George Romero (Night of the Living Dead), Alice Cooper (Welcome to My Nightmare) and Dara Ó Briain (Mock The Week.)

Aileen's Birthday

Yes, Aileen's having a bit of a Birthday Party.

Happy Birthday, and I hope that the cake is as sugary as it looks.

Bonus - For no particular reason... Other than it being awesome.

Little Ian's Birthday

This slide may, or may not, feature the actual Little Ian, but it is definitely Little Ian's Birthday today.

Happy Birthday Dude.

And, that's a bitchin' Dougal Cake, innit?

Bonus - Today is also Sun Ra's birthday, tho' he left this planet a few years ago.
Kingdom of Not

Andy's Birthday

Yes, today is Andy H's Birthday.

So, here's a reminder of the past, Andy's 8th Birthday Cake, and his favourite GoBot-wrapped gifts.

Of course, this was when Andy was still Zack, just before the gypsies gave him away to a relatively normal couple.

Bonus -

Little Nikki's Birthday Cake

Looks like littlle Nicola's excited by the arrival of her Birthday Cake.

Minutes later, her face is going to be buried in the brown sticky mess.

Something she learned from her mother, perhaps.

Bonus -

Wedding ...and... Cake

Looks like Cheryl The Bride polished off the base layer of that cake before the ceremony.

I wonder of they stayed together....

Bonus - City Extremes

Bonus 2 -

Gertie and Chuck

Gertie n Chuck - Celebrating fifty years of Dogging.

Bonus - Holy Crap - Kuwaiti Ramadan Advert

Kevin and His Cake

There's such a look of happiness in his face, I simply cannot take the mickey.

Good on you Kevin.

Bonus - Who cleans up after a guide-dog does it's business?  Surprising !

Bonus 2-  Should have been a bigger hit !

The Gleckit Wedding

For the benefit of our lesser readers, "gleckit" is a North East Scottish word, roughly translating as "Stupid, foolish, thoughtless", tho' I've usually heard it with an implication of empty-headedness, or "nae blessed with good looks" sense.

Still, they seem happy. But then again, they share the same parents and grandparents.

Bonus -

Birthday Cake

Yay Birthday Cake.

Yes, I've had a birthday. which accounts for a lack of slides during my alcohol induced coma. This cake, which completely mis-spells my name, may not be worthy of Cake Wrecks, is my gift to you, dear reader.

Bonus :