"Kissing The Totem Pole"

I have a horrible feeling that "Kissing The Totem Pole" will turn out to be a euphemism for something Not Suitable For Kids, but that's what Moira is doing here.

Bonus points is you can identify the totem style.

Bonus - My wife told me that "sex is better on holiday"
Not the best postcard I've ever received.

Bonus 2 -   Elasmotherium

Woman Kisses Totem Pole

No. That's not a euphemism.

It's a Native American (is that still an acceptable term, or should it be First People') Totem Pole. Being kissed by a fully clothed woman.

Nothing weird or suspicious about it.

Bonus - Man who sold washing powder as cocaine ended up in court for fraud

The Time Of The Snows

If you're like me, you'll have recognised this prose as a part of Yasunari Kawabata's Nobel Prize in Literature 1968 Lecture.

And it continues this week's theme of furniture and decoration.

So, that's nice.

Bonus - Scientifically Accurate Spiderman