Waiting For The Exalted One

 

That horrible moment when the charismatic enigma, that you are escorting across the Mid-West, goes missing.

He may have gone off for a prayer, or a belt of whiskey, or a quick knee-trembler behind the Gas Station, but His acolytes just have to wait, and chalk it up to His Mysterious Ways.

Bonus - Restoration is possible: the hunt for Scotland’s ancient wild pinewoods

Shopping For Bags

As in holiday makers go shopping, and are tempted by handbags, and NOT Two miserable old bags drag their husbands round a local market.

Bonus - "I want to grow my own food but I can’t find bacon seeds"

Bonus 2 - "‘Praying for something implies that, despite My omniscience, I don’t already know what you want.’ –@TheTweetOfGod"
 

A Trip To The Trig Point

 

Was this a common hobby in the 1960s / 1970s? Or was it just this family?

 Visiting every Trig Point in Cambridgeshire?

Bonus - Awesome - 36 Famous Photographs, Perfectly Recreated With John Malkovich

John Malkovich

'Arry The Safe, hides out in Spain

The legendary Harry The Safe poses for the camera in pre-fame Torremolinos.

Having just blown the safe on the Kiddeminster Building Society job, Harry knew that Safford would be a little too "hot" for a few months, so it was off to Spain to avoid the long arm of the law.

Harry eventually was tempted back to the UK due to the poor quality of Spanish Jelly Beans, and was arrested by Kegworth CID.

Bonus - What Are Kneecaps For?

Bonus 2 -