I Should Explain...

..for the benefit of our younger readers, that those "things" on the coffee table are Telephones.

Proper landline, Old School telephones.

Also, that is a real nose. And I like it.

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The Elephant In The Room

...is actually the elephant in the countryside.

Marvelous skin and colouring, so it's a pity that the hefferlump is out of focus.

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A moment of Solitude

A quiet moment.

...While  I try to remember if I've used this slide before.


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