An Extra Large Tea-Towel

 Last Day of 2024 AND a Tedious Tuesday. What a challenge to find a suitably appropriate image.

Perhaps this one is suitable .

Bonus - For your next car, make sure it has a Trunk Monkey.

End of 2024 Bonus - 

Oh, Hell Yeah.

A Birthday Surprise

Just imagine.

You're at work, celebrating another birthday, when...fffftt!   A pin-prick at the back of your neck, and everything goes black.

You regain consciousness, and open your eyes to ... this.

What The Fruggin' Heck ?

The Kids.... the Jack-in-the-box poised to do something ... the basement location  ...   the large wrapped packages of illicit drugs.
You really hit the jackpot this time.

Bonus - Because I can