Baby in Fresh Air

 As the UK heads towards "Phew, What A Scorcher" territory, let's turn back to 1966 and a wee babby enjoying the fresh air.

Bonus - 2 arrested after detective finds drugs in bag labeled ‘definitely not a bag full of drugs,’ sheriff says

 

The Astonished Baby

 

That look on the baby's face?  Astonishment, deer in the headlights, or 2I've just pooed my nappy"?

Bonus - The Headline Game

Baby Girl

 

AI guesses 

This image shows a vintage photograph of a child smiling while sitting on a foldable outdoor chair. The style of the white frilled dress and the background setting suggest the photograph was taken in the 1950s or 1960s.

The child is wearing white socks and white shoes, a common children's fashion style for that era. The photo appears to be a personal snapshot or family photograph.

Reality - Yup. Image is from April 1962.

Bonus - 

The Young Mum

 

A young mum who could be a minor pop star or film actress.

Not really much else to say, really.

Bonus - 

Kids....Yeuch

 What's the attraction of kids?

They smell weird, fall over, are hungry all the time, and do stupid things.

Nope.   You can have them.

Bonus - 

The Proud Family

 

 Someone's proud of the wee little crotch-fruit that they produced.

Bonus - 

Deckchair under Stress

 

Actually, a deckchair under Euphemia McGlumpher and he Grandkid "Alberta"

Not much more to add to that.

Bonus - 

Man on his deathbed

Motions his wife closer and whispers, “I want you to wait 6 months after I’m gone and then marry George”. 

Wife responds, “Marry George? I thought you hated George”! 

And, with his last breath, says, “I do”.

...and Here's One I Made Earlier

 

This one is in honour of a work colleague Richard, who returned to work today, after Paternity Leave for the arrival of Toby.

This isn't Toby, nor is it Chloe. It's a random Mother and child from the past.

I'm digging those curtains, dudes.

Bonus : 

A Vision in Brown

 

A mother in brown fashion.

A baby in brown.

Furniture? Brown.

Gosh, the seventies were shitty.

Bonus - 

It's Mother's Day

Here in the civilised world, today is Mothers Day. My best wishes go out to all mothers everywhere. (No, this slide is not mine.)

Bonus - Things you never knew existed  - Dinosaur Erotica

Bonus 2

 

I Baptise Thee...

 

...in the holy church of Jesus Christ, with the name ....(sigh) Kevin John Albert Eric Clapton Montgomery ...(sigh)... Spock Steptoe George Best Arkwright-Flowerdew.

and may God have mercy on your soul.

Bonus - A dung beetle walks into a bar... He asks, is this stool taken?

Keep At Arms' Length

 It's just a fact of life.  Some babies are just stinky.

Such was the diagnosis for Archibald "Stinky" McGee, which explains the tent in the background.  Who would wish to risk their house with the cabbagey-skunky-ashtray odours of Stinky.  Thankfully, he grew out of the affliction at age 15.

Bonus -  RIP Maggie Smith.  

The Disappointment of the Seaside

 

You never really get over your first disappointing visit to the seaside.

It's touted as a wonderful, sunny, cheerful romp on the beach.

It turns out to be a cold grey day at the sewage outflow from Clacton.

Bonus - 30 Beautiful Photos of Women With Big Hair in the 1960s

Thelma's Hideous Crotch-Spawn

 

I think this is Thelma, from yesterday's post, but seven years later with some ugly child in tow. let's call him Gilbert, named after his Grampa Gilbert.

Bonus - The ethical issues of Killing Baby Hitler

Vaguely Related to Pancake Tuesday

 Ummm.

Maybe they're watching the Mardi Gras parages in ... Redditch.

Bonus - 

The Okra Smugglers

Eyes are the Pathways to the Soul

 

He may only be 8 months old, but the eyes don't lie.  Curt has seen things. Evil things.  Evil things that mummy does with Mr Mortimer from next door.

Bonus - Remember to wear your Hard Hat

That's A Giant Baby

 

I mean, it's head is the same size as the adult's.

Of course, maybe it's just a small adult. Or perspective.

Either way...something seems off here.

Bonus - 

Speaking of giant babies...

The Spawn of Satan

 

Sorry, That should read The Spawn of Stan. 

That's Henry, the son of proud dad Mr Stan Featherstonehaugh.(pronounced Fanshaw).

They deserve each other.

Bonus -  Thanksgiving Horror 

See My Beautiful Baby

 

Proud Momma with typical Churchillian crotch-fruit.

Nowt to add to that...

Bonus - 

Wise Words

Charlie "Giggles" McGraw.

 Yup.  I am not in the mood for explanations or background stories.

Bonus - The Nazis Planned to Bomb Britain With Forged Bank Notes

Bonus 2 - Fancy a challenge?