I Baptise Thee...

 

...in the holy church of Jesus Christ, with the name ....(sigh) Kevin John Albert Eric Clapton Montgomery ...(sigh)... Spock Steptoe George Best Arkwright-Flowerdew.

and may God have mercy on your soul.

Bonus - A dung beetle walks into a bar... He asks, is this stool taken?

The Priest With The Shovel

 

I've entitled this blog post "The Priest With The Shovel" because it features...go on, have a guess.

Yes, it's Father Flaherty of the Rapid City Catholic Church, wielding a Spear and Jackson Dominator Heavy Load shovel.

 I believe that he was digging up the church's Time Capsule, due to the rumours of some gold teeth being included.

Bonus - And to celebrate St Georges Day - "Mountain" by Dreadzone.

Pose with us, Father Patrick!

Oh Go On,   go on,   go on...etc

From the left - Jose, Margaret, Grandpa Zlodotny, Ricky, Grandma Zlodotny, Father Patrick, Euphemia and Marina.

Bonus - Timeline of the Far Future
Bonus 2 - Red, Not Green

The Levitating Baby

After a couple of Post-Christening medicinal sherries, Father Dougal McCann would entertain the assembly with his levitating infant trick. It probably involved static electricity, or sumfink, but there was usually no permanent damage to the child or the room.

Bonus - 1960s Narcotics & Dangerous Drugs Identification Kit