Showing posts with label Sinister. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sinister. Show all posts

Tuesday, 21 April 2020

The Sinister Swingers


Not so much a Tedious Tuesday slide, but a badly-exposed slide, lending the image a rather sinister or oppressive tone.

Nice

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Bonus 2 - But if we're discussing Toilet Paper, we must respect Cornholio.

Monday, 31 August 2009

Thursday, 7 May 2009

Mary and Rose


Mary and Rose, Springfield's premier gardening sisters, have one Sprngfield Horticultural Society's "Biggest Petnia" competition for 27 years, and it's clear why.

This was their winning 1967 entry, which tragically, was the last year that they won. The following year, the SHS invetigated the real composition of their "magic fertiliser".

Uncle Freddy.  Yes, they realised the nutritional good locked up in a human body, and put it to good use.

It's true. Would I lie to you ?

Wednesday, 23 July 2008

"Where we dumped the body"


It could just be an innocent family picture at a popular picnic spot, but there's something in Mom's demeanor that worries me a little. The rigid pose, the "Wednesday Addams" dress, the lack of other picnickers.  

I reckon that mom finally had enough of pop's drinking, and over Sunday breakfast, she lashed out with a cast iron frying pan. Of course, somethig had to be done with the body, and mom and the kids decided to dump it at Pearson's Point - the popular picnic spot - while everyone was off at church. Of course, Hank Jr (tall boy) wasn't particularly happy, but family ties won out. Hank Sr was weighed down with rocks and sunk.

So, who took the picture ?   Obviously, it was set up on a rock and the self timer used. If the police came snooping around, the photo was the proof that Hank Jr was around then, before running off with some floozie.

Am I right ?