Or maybe some professional Glue-Huffing offer from British Rail.
Bonus - The Story of Japan
Being a construction of your humble blogger Tepid Halibut, with the aim of posting one vintage slide image per day, from now until Kingdom Come. (Or until Mr Halibut gets bored.)

...get a hat.
This Inca chief came from a box of slides from Peru - I'm sure we'll be seeing more from this set in the future.
Bonus - Actually, as I'm typing this, the music random shuffler chose some Yma Sumac. Coincidental or what?
Bonus 2 - Looks like the Thai remake of Downton Abbey will take some liberties with the script.

From downtown Buenos Aires, this is The Monument to The Brave Torturers. Remembering the contribution they've made to peace and security. The gleaming white material is made from the bleached bones of the spies, subversives and weirdos. Nice.
Bonus - The Daily Star - quality journalism.
Strange. I took one look at this slide, and immediately thought "That's not Europe. In fact, it look South American. Columbia ?"
So, spotting the "Gracias Albertos Lleras banners, I did some Googling, and lo and behold, Alberto Lleras Camargo was the President of Columbia from 1958 to 1962. Cool. One point to me.
Bonus : Cool Taxis