Showing posts with label bridesmaid. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bridesmaid. Show all posts

Saturday, 21 February 2026

A Springtime Wedding

 

Wedding outfits are often immune to the whims of fashions. The bride's dress is timeless and classic, and the Father Of The Bride wears a fairly standard three-piece suit.

But velvet Bridesmaids' dresses, and the guest with an oversize black bow tie. It could only be the Seventies.  1977, to be precise.  No punk fashions for these church-goers, but later that evening...?

Bonus - Well, that is unique. Underwater Military Museum-Aqaba

Monday, 29 December 2025

84 Years Ago today - The Wedding

 

I've previously posted slides from Dene's Wedding, and discussed the possible background.

Today's slide was marked as "Helen Huntington and Mr Mapstone (Maid of Honour and Best Man)".

I don't think that she is the socialite Helen Huntington, but ... you never know.

Bonus - 

Comet will not be helping Santa in 2026


Sunday, 17 August 2025

Bridesmaids of the "Punk" Era

 

The slide is stamped as "4th November 1978", so rights at the peak of the explosion of Punk music. Rat Trap by The Boomtown Rats was at Number 3 in the UK Singles Charts, Public Image by PIL was at Number 9, and the top twenty featured Sham 69 and Buzzcocks. Heck, at number 40 was Ivor Biggun and The Winker's Song.

Yet, outside of that punk bubble,  in the general public, fashions changed slowly. Especially for Bridesmaids and ...gulp... Bridegrooms???      ...and Summer Nights by John Travolta and Olivia Newton John was number one.  A weird time.

Bonus - An unsolved mystery: the coffins found on Arthur's Seat

Friday, 1 August 2025

So Unfashionable That It's Fashionable.

 

Wow.  Those are some bold wedding fashion choises.

The Grooms wide lapel suit, kipper tie and Porn Star moustache.

The Gothic Death Metal Bridesmaid backing singers.

Bride's pure white dress with matching polar bear fur cape with a hood.

Awesome.

Dated July 1972, but looks more suitable to winter or colder months.

Bonus - Just been listening to Johnny Cash - at Folsom Prison. Fantastic stuff. 

Sunday, 11 May 2025

The Bridal Spare

 

That was the tradition in Doncaster.

There was always a risk that the bride would say "I Don't" at the critical point. At which point, a pre-prepared Spare would be wheeled in, and after a quick move of the veil, the back-up would step up.

In this slide Gladys Harper (on the left) got cold feet, and Mavis Farnsworth (with the veil) stepped into the breach.

These reserve brides were usually on a 6-month contract, after which they would be on their way out....with a hefty cheque, or 60 head of sheep...depending upon contractual terms.

Bonus - 


Friday, 15 November 2024

Young Love?

 

The Bride and Groom??

That was my first thought, but I'm not convinced. It certainly doesn't seem like the Happiest Day Of Their Lives, does it.

And the deep blue dress, rather than the traditional white?  Maybe this is just the Best Man and Bridesmaid.

It sort of fits, with the audience / congregation focusing on something else, behind them.

Who knows?

Bonus - Also in the What The Hell corner...


Friday, 28 April 2023

"When Our Carol Got Married..."

 

"ay, she looked all reet.

That Norman Wickerstaff turned out to be a bit of a wet blanket.  After the divorce, he went off to share a flat with a Hairdresser from Leeds, if you know what I mean."

Bonus - It’s illegal to burn a body in a floating boat anywhere in the U.S., and a single town in Colorado is the only place in the country where you can legally burn a corpse on a dry-land funeral pyres. 

The popular conception of what are commonly called “Viking” funerals – a flaming longship – aren’t historically accurate anyway […] “They (Vikings) were more likely to drag the boat ashore and burn it on dry land with the chieftain’s body and his possessions inside, or just bury the entire boat without setting it on fire,” Pray told Cowboy State Daily.

Saturday, 1 October 2022

Fine Day for a Wedding

 

Had a new box of old slides delivered a few days ago, and yesterday I scanned them in. Mostly dull, but this was one of the better ones. Slide is marked Sept 1967, so... 55 years ago :-)

Synchronicity. Today, my Sis and B-i-L are off at a wedding in sunny (?) Derbyshire. I wonder how fashions have changed then to now.

Bonus - 

Saturday, 7 May 2022

A Fine Saturday for a Wedding

 

And for once, I'm not going to make up some sarcastic details about these folks.

Bonus - I went to the store and said to the worker, "I need a battery so I can tell the time."

 He asked, "Is it for a clock?" 

I answered..."I don't know! That's why I need the battery!"

Saturday, 12 March 2022

Wedding Season is Upon Us

 

Two weeks into March, so it's time for the ramping up if weddings.

Today, we remember The wedding of ... ummm. No Info.  The Wedding of Cheryl and Gavin.  (They look like a Gavin and Cheryl). And the best man is called "Malc".  Not Malcom,  "Malc".

Are my prejudices showing?

Bonus - 

Saturday, 16 January 2021

The Bridal Show

 

" And here we have the blushing bride Melody. She's wearing a lovely dress of insect-processed mulberry leaves, also known as silk, and a veil which has been made made underpaid slave labour in a Mexican sweatshop.

And don't get me started on that mauve monstrosity that the slutty bridesmaid is wearing."

Bonus - Mutant Covid Strains, Trump Supporting invading Washington. Well, what else could go wrong?

Tapeworm Spreads Deadly Cancer to Human.  I'm sorry I asked.  


Saturday, 7 November 2020

The Wedding Party

 

Sometimes, it's just nice to post a slide without any sarcastic or misleading comments.

Bonus - If this year has taught us anything, it’s that Donald Trump is a regular American citizen.

He caught COVID-19, has massive debt, has five kids by three different women, is about to be evicted from his house and is going to lose his job.

Sunday, 5 April 2020

The Flowery Flower-Girl


The very epitome of mid-seventies wedding fashion.  Utterly sweet and innocent.

...and yet,   last night I watched Midsommar, and that flower head-dress is giving me The Fear.

Bonus - Remember that working from home isn't easy for everyone.

Sunday, 9 June 2019

A Bride, and Three Reserves :-)


Wayne may well smile - A Beautiful Bride and Three Bridelettes. Nice.

 But remember - Four Mothers-in-Law.

Bonus - Derby Half Marathon 2019 -
A Gallery of Random Runners
A video of everyone - First to Last.   Can you spot yourself?

Monday, 14 November 2016

The Wedding Shot


There's nothing to beat a wedding slide, is there.

So many chances to gloat, criticise or humiliate. Especially the fashion no-no of a white tuxedo.

Bonus - A flash flood 

Saturday, 5 March 2016

Weddings and Fashion

Research into wh people visit this blog has revealed some interesting facts. Most of the responses were unintelligible, but amongst the drivel were two facts.

  • People Like To Sneer At Wedding Photos
  • People Like To Sneer At Women's Fashion


So, today's slide of Brian and Cheryl's wedding satisfied two populations. :-)

Bonus - Skating in Heaven

Saturday, 25 October 2014

Bride Tosses One


The traditional "Bride Tosses The Bouquet Back Over Her Shoulder" part of the wedding reception.

Admittedly, I did have to 'shop this slide slightly. In Mansfield, the tradition was to toss a recently boiled kettle over the shoulder toward the bridesmaids. Strange place, Mansfield.

Bonus - Genius



Wednesday, 19 February 2014

Betty More (Bob's Sister) and Jean Procco - Bridesmaids

From the "Dene's Wedding Dec 29th 1941" set.

Two umm....Beautiful Bridesmaids.

Again, Jean may be a Frenchman, adopting a female persona to avoid military service.  Maybe.

Bonus - Question what you already know.What keeps a train on the track?

Sunday, 4 November 2012

What, No Groom ?


So, enough of the death and macabre slides, lets get back to slides of babies, birthdays and weddings.

Face facts, people from the late fifties basically just look odd to modern eyes. Just as odd, however, is the lack of a groom in this slide. Unless, gasp, the girl in blue is the "other half". Shocking.

Bonus - What I Do At The Weekend
Bonus 2 - It's a matter of a viewpoint.