The Cold Dark Eyes of a Psycho

Yes, you can tell by the eyes: This child is the reincarnation of Aleister Crawley.

And Mother doesn't realise yet. The Great Beast is amongst us. And has filled his diaper.

Bonus - Happy Landing - Oof.

Bonus 2 -

Junior and Nan

From a box marked "Americans smiling at the Camera 1960's", here was have a picture of....yes, you guess it.

Difficult to believe that junior grew up to be Charlie Sheen.

Because, that's almost certainly a lie.

Bonus  - Football. The Beautiful Game.

The young Wade Dooley. Possibly.

On seeing this slide, Igor (the SlideGuy intern and CFO) remarked that the toddler looked like a young Wade Dooley.

Myself: I cannot see likenesses in people, so I was unable to refute the thought.

Bonus - Hmmmm   Improbable. (CFB)

Little Miss Smellypants

...seen her with her daughter Melodie.

There's a wonder quality about 1950's Kodachrome, yes?

Bonus -

Grandma's Pride

Following on from yesterday ween, here's another fowl smelling incontinent. And she's holding a baby.


Bonus - Texas Childcare Terms and Conditions. Tough on late payments.

Bonus 2 -

The Ween

Kids.

Aren't they horrible.

Smelly little sh*t-machines.


Yeuch!

Bonus -

Chubby Little Toddler

One of my regular visitors (yes, there are some) recently commented that I haven't been posting slides of Chubby Little Toddlers recently.

And they were right.

So, have a picture of a Chubby Little Toddler.


Bonus - Clickee Biggee

Junior Psycho

Title says it all. A junior psychopath.

Probably in jail by now.

Bonus - This is slide number 2707, a number that will intrigue all plane nuts out there. Boeing 2707

Bonus 2 - A very effective advert.

Hungover Christmas Baby

Getting Tired of Christmas slides?

Yeah. Me too.

So, lets sign out with a clearly hungover ankle-biter.

More stuff tomorrow.

Bonus

Nom Nom Nom

Young lad seems to be enjoying his homogenise oyster and horseradish puree.

Not sure why, but this lad reminds me of Count Orlok.

Bonus - Music 4/10.  Video Mash-up 9/10

Num-Nums

Little Barry seems to be enjoying his Kipper and Asparagus Purée.

Rather him than me.


Bonus -
Guys....There's a Spy in our midst.

High Tea

An early member of the dangerous sports club, little Eric is risking life, limb and finger in "The O'Driscoll Collapsible Convertible High-Chair of Doom."

But, as per the posting title, I wonder why the "High Tea" has fallen out of favour.

Bonus -
All the Apollo Mission Photographs. (All fake. Obviously.)

Bob, The Dead-Eyed Baby

After yesterday's Ghostly Granny, how about today's Dead Eyed Baby.

With a scarily bulging nappy.


Bonus -
Things not to do at the pub.

A Denim Hobby-Horse !

So, I've been scanning a really dull series of slides (museums, art, clulpture, churches, etc etc etc) and this little happy chap emerges on the screen.   Fair made my day !

From the look of utter joy to the santa onesie to the denim hobby-horse to the present wrapped in newspaper funnies to Grannies shapely leg....it's just wonderful.

And it might become a December calendar shot.

Bonus -  Eating chocolate improves health. What idiot would believe that ??

Coochie Coo

Children,

What's the point?  Noisy, snot-nosed, smelly mini-humans.  No real purpose other than to be fawned over and eventually evolve into something slightly more useful... A Teenager.

Kids.  No Thanks.

Bonus - Shocking News
Man stopped by police in Watford street

Bonus 2-
Mechaike_No_Reaction_Drama_ by sillu11

Baby's First Steps

A momentous...um...moment.



Bonus - Bulgaria customs seize two million live baby eels

Swimsuit Weather

It may be December, but it actually feels quite warm outside. Not warm enough for a bit of sunbathing, like these two ladies, but warm anywy.

Bonus -

"The internet bought me a cuddly dinosaur"

The Happy Family

There are sometimes when a perfect slide turns up. Well posed, well focused, well lit and most rarely, the baby's facial expression is joyous.

Such slide do not deserve to be mocked.

Bonus - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Nature Boy

Bonus 2 - Douglas Coupland Invites Public To Cover His Head In Chewing Gum

On The Beach

Actually, that title might bring fans of the Nevil Shute book or the film, but actually it's just a very literal description of this young chap.

Both are well worth a read / watch.  I can't comment on the TV Movie version of 2000.

Bonus - Wrong !!

The Abandoned Baby

Sorry.


Can't talk.


Too Busy.



Cheese ...  Chickens ...   Chelsea.


I'll explain later.