The Man In Black

I love images like this. I mean I freakin' love these sorts of slide. 

My imagination goes a little loopy - Basically, why does this photographer think this is worthwhile? Is that a real crutch, or is it an elaborate plan to assassinate the President of France?  Why's the priest so shifty ?     I can only assume that Father Ted was almost right... "fascists are men who wear black and run round telling people what to do. Priests are.... well... more drink!"

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