Being a construction of your humble blogger Tepid Halibut, with the aim of posting one vintage slide image per day, from now until Kingdom Come. (Or until Mr Halibut gets bored.)
Friday 31 March 2017
Impressive Float
No info (as usual) but there is a phone code in the background (796.8486?) and the float has a label of "Sunkist"...but otherwise I'm stumped.
Any suggestions.
Bonus - Inadvisable Haircuts for Kids.
Bonus 2 - the only wooden toilet seat to be found in the Roman Empire
Thursday 30 March 2017
The Fun of Caravaning
Yes, it's fun.
Cramped conditions and family tensions. Who could resist.
Bonus - The Thing
Bonus 2 -
Wednesday 29 March 2017
The Young Accountant
Not every slide gets to be taken on Kodachrome.
Apologies for the inferior condition of this slide - it's over 60 years old, and has suffered from fungal attack.
No apologies for the subjects - A young accountant and his mother.
Bonus - An outrageous case of police brutality.
Bonus 2 - The End Times Are Now
Tuesday 28 March 2017
The Stump
The Stump.
You've probably read about it in Rolling Stone or Italian Vogue, but this is the genuine stump.
You may wonder about the Mick Jagger story...but I have it on good authority....it's true. It's Damned True.
Bonus - Alec McGregor and Ewan McGuinness as Obi-Wan Kenobi
Monday 27 March 2017
The Nude Swimmer
Yup. Naked.
Nude apart from his tatoos.
Completely.
Bonus - Dog with a cat's shadow
Bonus 2 - Clickee Biggee
Sunday 26 March 2017
"Say Cheese"
Smile for the camera.
By The Way - There's a camouflaged Japanese sniper concealed in the shrubbery. Can you spot him?
Bonus - Ski-Jump records around the world
Bonus 2 -
By The Way - There's a camouflaged Japanese sniper concealed in the shrubbery. Can you spot him?
Bonus - Ski-Jump records around the world
Saturday 25 March 2017
Zombies on The African Queen
On the positive side, you can identify the celebrities from their Waxworks.
On the negativeside - Aaarrrggghhh. Zombies !
Bonus - It all depends on your outlook on life.
Bonus 2 - When Reggie doesn't get his favourite pouches
Friday 24 March 2017
The Citrus Thieves
"Heck. They grow them at the side of the road....they must be expecting to lose a few"
Seconds later, the criminals were vaporised.
Bonus "During their jolly to Washington for Trump’s inauguration, Nigel Farage and Brexit financier Arron Banks staged the most solemn of pilgrimages to Arlington National Cemetery to lay a wreath at the grave of a British soldier who perished in 1944. The fact that he succumbed to anaemia whilst working a desk job approximately 4,000 miles from Normandy – perhaps the only person in Arlington not to have actually died for their country – was somewhat de-emphasised." The Subject Briton
Thursday 23 March 2017
Tea al fresco
After forty years in solitary confinement in a stinking jungle hovel, Major Walter Johnston preferred to have his afternoon tea in the open air, thank you very much.
Bonus - Wait ... What???
Wednesday 22 March 2017
Smith 8450
Words Fail Me.
Bonus - Other Smith 8450s are available, including :
Smith 8450 Heavy Duty Grease Trap Interceptor
Bonus 2 - Deaf-from-birth schizophrenics see disembodied hands signing to them rather than "hearing voices"
Tuesday 21 March 2017
Graduation Day Speech
The most important day in some cadet's life ... but what a dull slide.
Bonus - The Massive Pizza Funeral That Never Had to Happen
Bonus 2 - Yes. New look to the blog.
Bonus 3 - New Zealand artist Benjamin Lloyd to give sick kids incredible 'tattoos
Monday 20 March 2017
The Playground Newbie
I've never seen that before.
A lad in a
Or maybe not. Squinting at the image, that might be "Mark Newbie School"...and a few Googles later reveals.... Mark Newbie Elementary School.
Ta-Da.
Bonus - Best. Crib. Ever.
Sunday 19 March 2017
Peek-A-Boo
Well....it keeps both parties amused for hours.
Bonus - No.....Yes....Nom
Bonus 2 - What to Do When Your Girlfriend Is 70 Times Bigger Than You
Bonus - No.....Yes....Nom
Bonus 2 - What to Do When Your Girlfriend Is 70 Times Bigger Than You
Saturday 18 March 2017
Lucas admires the Swirl Pattern
More subtle than the 1970's carpet monstrosities.
Bonus - Today I have been watching this.
Bonus 2- Also - How Prostitutes Settled the Wild West
Friday 17 March 2017
Name That Plane
The latest in a very irregular series.
Today....a quite distinctive airplane, tho' not particularly successful.
Answer.
Bonus - Amtrak Snow-mo Collision
Thursday 16 March 2017
Cat-Taunting
Tom and Billy, two young local ass-holes, play with two cats.
Hope the lad remember that 5 of six ends on a cat are sharp.
Bonus - Well, I had been hoping for 's sleep...but I I guess I can forget about that now.a good night;
Bonus 2 - Darwin Misses...
Wednesday 15 March 2017
Style Never Goes Out Of Fashion
What could be more stylish than Maggie's Tightly belted Camelhair Coat and Dennis's Red Plaid Sports Jacket.
Timeless classics.
Bonus -
Tuesday 14 March 2017
And Outside, There's A ... An Airport!
Another Tedious Tuesday slide. I'm trying to think of some cockamamie fact to make this slide even slightly interesting.
Nope. Failed.
Bonus - "Cockamamie" - By the look and sound of it, cockamamy (also spelled "cockamamie") seems like an arbitrarily coined nonsense word-but a reasonable explanation for its origin exists. Supposedly, cockamamy is an altered form of the term decalcomania, which denotes a process of transferring pictures and designs from specially prepared paper to surfaces such as glass or porcelain. The word decalcomania comes from the combination of French décalquer, meaning "to copy by tracing," and -manie, meaning "mania." In the 1940s, painted strips of paper with images capable of being transferred to the skin were called "decals" or "cockamanies." They were naturally regarded by many as silly novelties. Hence, in time, the variant cockamamie came to be used as an adjective meaning "ridiculous."
Bonus 2 - Heavy Snow.
Monday 13 March 2017
Outside the Trident Grill
...and right beside the Seahorse Bar, should she fancy a small sherry of five.
Yes, it's blurred / unfocussed.
No, I don't know where it is.
Bonus - Happy, happy, happy dog.
Sunday 12 March 2017
Wrapped Up Warm
Looking outside, it does appear that Spring is almost upon us. Sunshine, and small shoots of rhubarb.
So, this slide seems appropriate. The tulips and daffodils are out, as are the warm woolly hats.
Bonus -
Saturday 11 March 2017
Word Bodging
One of my favourite anecdotes concerns Humphrey Lyttleton and..Orthni...Ornolot....Orthinology.
Bonus - The Return of Jeffrey “The Dude” Lebowski
Friday 10 March 2017
Pink Flamingos
I thought this slide might be a suitable (tho' late) way to mark the death of Divine on March 7th 1988.
Farewell you Trash-Queen.
Bonus - My Blog, My Choices.
Thursday 9 March 2017
The Danish Parade
I realise that the title may make you think of a magazine that your creepy uncle subscribed to in teh Seventies....but it isn't.
It's a delight to see that it's not just Americans who enjoy a good street parade.
Bonus -
Wednesday 8 March 2017
Awaiting The Second Coming of Christ
Based upon their own interpretation of Paul's Fourth Latter to The Galetions, Bob and Shirley Cummings and neighbours Ted and Augustine Marshall of Toledo Ohio believed that The Second Coming would occur in June, at this small outcrop in Ohio. So, they've maintained a vigil on that site...awaiting the inevitable.
Bonus - Today is International Women's Day. Woo!.
Bonus 2 - "How come there isn't an International Men's Day"? Actually, Richard Herring knows the answer.
Bonus 3 - The Daily Mail's contribution.Can this simple hack really give you an instant FACELIFT? Blogger uses collagen shaping gel to transform her face in seconds (and the results will amaze you)
Tuesday 7 March 2017
Depressing Little Roses
Monday 6 March 2017
The Big Red Van
Looking like a scaled up child's toy, this is a beauty of a vehicle. Possible Fire-service related.
Bonus - Boredom + Engineers = Innovation
Sunday 5 March 2017
Photographing The Christmas Cowboy
There's something about pictures of photographers photographing things that just makes me smile.
Bonus - Hold On, I'm Coming.
Bonus 2 - 30 February - Yes, you read that right
Saturday 4 March 2017
I'll Huff and I'll Puff...
or maybe the start of the Hippy Crack epidemic.
However, I suspect this is a photo from Peru, where the extreme altitudes can lead to health problems - especially for non-locals. This looks like a low-tech oxygen enrichment treatment.
Bonus - Hornet Queen Builds Nest
Bonus 2 - The Camera Never Lies
Friday 3 March 2017
Uncle Kenny
As seen on TV
Uncle Kenny, inventor of the Self-Lubricating Screwdriver, and Fame Raconteur.
He died after an unfortunate Piano Tuning accident.
Thursday 2 March 2017
Ladies Who Liquid Lunch
A Gaggle of Inebriated Women - and no, it's not Loose Women on ITV.
For all you beerhunters out there, they appear to be drinking Tecate, which appears to be the local TrampJuice
Bonus - Oroville Dam Spillway evolution
Wednesday 1 March 2017
Angry Clouds over Essex
Another slide with no info, but in the foreground is a sign for MACHIN AND KINGSLEY. A quick Google, and it seems that they were based in Upminster in Essex.
Helloooo Essex.
Bonus - Good Throw
Bonus 2- Rain is sizzling bacon, cars are lions roaring: the art of sound in movies
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