Friday 24 March 2017

The Citrus Thieves


"Heck. They grow them at the side of the road....they must be expecting to lose a few"

Seconds later, the criminals were vaporised.


Bonus "During their jolly to Washington for Trump’s inauguration, Nigel Farage and Brexit financier Arron Banks staged the most solemn of pilgrimages to Arlington National Cemetery to lay a wreath at the grave of a British soldier who perished in 1944. The fact that he succumbed to anaemia whilst working a desk job approximately 4,000 miles from Normandy – perhaps the only person in Arlington not to have actually died for their country – was somewhat de-emphasised."     The Subject Briton

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