Saturday, 13 May 2017

Johnny Releases a SBD


Though his family won't realise it for another 1.3 seconds, Billy Trumper (aka "Johnny Fartpants") has release a noxious trouser-trump which could remove the lung linings of a adult rhino.

And he's proud of it.

Bonus: 2017 in a Nutshell
Bonus 2 : ...best unsupported performance...

Friday, 12 May 2017

Sometimes, Pretty Is Enough


Yes, sometimes The Slide Guy just select a slide based upon prettiness.  No all featured slides are of ugly kids, weird relations, tedious churches or potential serial killer sites.

Sometimes, just a pretty flower is enough.

Bonus Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning

Bonus 2

Thursday, 11 May 2017

The Johnson Jalopy


I'm sure that most people will recognize The Johnson Jalopy, but for the sake of education...

This is the converted ski-lift that transports tourist down the cliffs of Matlock Bath to reach the house that Boris Johnson (the former London Mayor) was born in in 1965.

As a protest, the operators of this contraption will only transport 90% of tourist back up the cliffs. If you're one of the annoying tourists who complain or tip too lightly, you'll find yourself climbing up the steep 500 ft path back to the top of the cliffs.

Bonus - The Forgotten ‘China Girls’ Hidden at the Beginning of Old Films
Bonus 2- Again, Again

Wednesday, 10 May 2017

At The Pre-Opera Cocktail Party


Deborah , Donald and Duncan discussing Puccini, while awaiting the much delayed arrived of those ghastly Crane Brothers.

At least they've stopped bringing their father Martin.

BONUS - The Most Unisex Names in US History. And no mention of Nicky?


Tuesday, 9 May 2017

The Bride of Darkness.


I find slides like this fascinating.

Clearly someone forgot to use his Light-Meter, and massively under-exposed these slides...and yet, you could probably just about figure out the subject and the event.  Just how bad does a bad wedding slide have to be to be unrecognizable?

Bonus - Giant Lion Sculpture Carved from Single Tree Trunk Took 20 People and 3 Years to Complete
Bonus 2 - Worrying.

Monday, 8 May 2017

Fashion Notes with "Mad Tom"



Bold 1950's pattern Silk Ties with a Buttoned Up Wool Plaid Lumber Check Shirts?

No, no no. For Gawd's sake NO!

Bonus - As Soviet troops approached Berlin in 1945, citizens did their best to take care of Berlin Zoo's animals. Example.

Bonus 2- THE RHINOCEROS IN CAPTIVITY
A list of 2439 rhinoceroses kept from Roman times to l994.  (Full Book Here.)

Sunday, 7 May 2017

Poetry Camp - Last Night Show


"...and we kick off tonight's end-of-camp show with Miss Mary-Anne Tucker."
"There was a old man of Nantucket,
  Who spent every nig..."
NEXT !!!!

Bonus - The curious tale of the Real ZZ Top and the Fake Zombies.
Bonus 2 - The Perils of Dyslexia

Saturday, 6 May 2017

Proud Of Their Boy


Unknown whether they seeing their boy heading off to war, or returning from battle, but clearly they want to have a memory of them to share.

Bonus - Behind The Logo

Bonus 2 - Map of the explorations of Australia.

Friday, 5 May 2017

Country Folk



Yes, it is a very dirty slide.

But not as Dirty as young Isobel(on the right). Oooh, the stories I could tell about here.


"Mr and Mrs Rounsley and Isobel 9-8-63"

Bonus - No Particular Reason - Flying Lizards - Summertime Blues.

Thursday, 4 May 2017

Birthday Chocolate Cake



Yes, It's someone's birthday, and they have a whole chocolate cake to enjoy.

Share, and Share Alike?   Not Bloomin' Likely.

Bonus - For all you engineers out there :
The Nautilus Gear.



Wednesday, 3 May 2017

Monday, 1 May 2017

Beach Bikini Blonde Babe


In response to very-nearly one request, I thought it's time to prove that Slide Collecting is so much more than boring parades, sunsets, kids birthdays and fish displaying.

To clebrate the arrival of May, here have a Blonde Babe on a Beach in a Black Bikini.

Bonus -